Old Hand-Me-Down Sayings
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A bit of an odd bod A bit rough round the edges A bit slow on the uptake A bucket load A face that only mothers could love About as funny as a fart in a bottle About as ugly as a hat full of arseholes About as subtle as a kick in the guts About as useful as an ashtray on a motor bike About as welcome as a turd in a swimming pool All froth and bubble All over it like a rash All she needs is a brown paper bag B Bangs like a dunny door in a storm Barkin' up the wrong tree Better than a poke in the eye with a burnt stick Better than a slap in the face with a wet fish Between you, me, and the gatepost Bible basher Billy lids Blind leading the blind Bloody hell Bloody idiot Bloody oath Bloody oath mate Blow that Bludger Bonza Bore it up 'em Bow-peep Brown noser Bugger me dead Bugger that for a joke Buggered if I know Built like a brick shithouse Bugger all Busier than a bluearse fly Busy as a blowy at a Barby Butter wouldn't melt in your mouth C Carrying on like a pork chop Catch ya later Chillout Chook raffle Chuck a ueee Cock and bull stories Come in spinner Come on !! Con job Cop it on the chin Cop you later Copin an earful couldn't catch a cold Couldn't care less Couldn't drive a knife through soft butter Couldn't drive ducks to water Couldn't fight his way out of a wet paper bag Couldn't give a shit Couldn't lie straight in bed Couldn't organise a piss up in a brewery Couldn't organise a root in a brothel Couldn't run a bath Couldn't tell his arse from a hole in the ground Couple of bucks Crack a fat Crikey - Blimey Cry over spilt milk D Deadbeat Deaf as a door post Deep pockets Dickhead Did you ride her bareback Dirty dog Do your lolly Doesn't know shit from clay Dogs Breath Dog's eye Don't be a dork Don't bring that shit in here Don't come Monday Don't come the raw prawn with me mate Don't get ya balls in a knot Don't get ya knickers in a knot Don't piss on my back and tell me that its raining Don't work too hard Donkeys years Down the road Charlie Dragin' your feet Drop dead Drop in a bucket or ocean Drop kick Dry as a Dead dingo's donga Dry as a drovers dog E Elbow grease Even blind, Freddy could see that Everthing but the kitchen sink Every man and his dog F Fuck me dead Face fungus Fair Dinkum Fair suck of the sav Far out Feeling a bit crook Feeling a bit peckish Fell on deaf ears Fell out of the ugly tree Find your feet Fine as a Fairy's fart Fuckin' Oath Mate Fit as a fiddle Fit as a mallee bull Flappin ya Gums Flat out like a lizard drinkin For fucksake Frigin hell Froth and bubble Full as a goog Fuckwit G Get a life Get off your high horse Get real Get stuffed Get the giddy up Gidday digger Gidday luv Gidday Mate Give er a bell Give it a go Give it a whirl Give it curry Give us a gander Go around the bend Go root a boot Go root yourself Go to buggery Go water a horse Goes off like Chinese new year fireworks Goin at it like rabbits Goin to drain the one eyed trouser snake Going ten to the dozen Gollywog Gone thru me like a dose of salts Got a face like a busted arse Got a fag mate Got His heads so far up his arse got the rough end of the pineapple Got the time mate Got tickets on yourself Got you by the short and curlies Gotta have a slash Gottcha Grasping at straws H Hangin for piss Happy as a pig in shit Hava good one Have to take a snakes hiss Have you got shit for brains Havin' a bludge Havin' a perve He ran like a hairy goat He shoots blanks He thinks his shit dosnt stink but his farts give him away Head on her like a horse Hedge your bets Her headlights are on high beam He's a cow cocky He's a dickhead He's a horses hoof He's blotto He's got a few roos loose in the top paddock He's got short arms and long pockets He's got shit for brains He's havin' a shocker He's on the dog and bone He's tinny He's True Blue He's about to do his block He's in more shit than Ned Kelly Hit the ground running Hit him with a lump of 4be2 Hi, how you goin' Hold your horses How are you How good is it How goods that How goods this How long is a piece of string How ya goin' How ya goin', alright How ya Travellin How's ya mothers chooks Howsha weekend Howzit goin Hung like a donkey I I'm as dry as a wooden God I could eat a horse and chase the jockey I couldn't give a rats arse I cross my heart and hope to die I cross my heart and spit to the deathI feel like a dogs breakfast I'll have a butcher's hook I have had it since Adam was a boy I wouldn't piss on 'im if he was on fire I'll go and have a captain cook I'm off like a bucket of prawns in the hot sun I'm off like a brides nighty I'm sweating like a whore in church I'm sweating like a pig's arse I've seen better legs on a pool table I'd like to be a fly on the wall If i've told you once i've told you a thousand times If you've got the time i've got the place Ill have ya guts for garters I'm buggered I'm goin' to give birth to your twin In need that like a hole in the head In two shakes of a lambs tail Is the pope a Catholic It couldn't be done in a month of Sundays It just doesn't get any better than this It's a dogs breakfast It's a rip snorter It's as old as adam It's cactus It's not worth a brass razoo It's pelting down like cats and dogs It's pissin' down It's so cold it freeze balls off a brass monkey It's so cold it would freeze your balls off It's within cooee of here Iv'e got a shit load J Jailbait Japanese safety boots Joe blow Jumpin around like a flea on a dog Just around the corner Keep you ear to the ground 'Kern oath mate Knockin back a few beers |
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Lemon Let one drop Life sucked out of him Lights are on but no ones home Like a rat up a drain pipe Like a snake in the grass Like putting dracula in charge of a blood bank Long time no see Look out Looks like somethin' the cat dragged in Low and behold Lower than snakes belly M Mad as a cut snake Mad as a meat axe Made a real dogs breakfast out of it Make do Make mine unleaded Mangy old bastard Map of Tassie Mate shes as rough as guts Molly dooker More arse than class More front than Myers Mums chucking a wobbly My heads spinnin' N Nice Buzukas No bloody way China No flies on me but you can see where the've been No way in the bloody world No where near it No worries No wuckin furries Not a hope in hell Not bad Not on your life Not the full quid Now that would put a smile on your dial O Odds and sods Off like a brides nighty On his ear On your bike One foot in the grave One for Ron Out in the sticks P Pea brain Pass the dead horse Piece of piss Pigs arse Piss it all up against the wall Piss weak Piss poor Pissed as a cricket Pisshead Pissing in your pocket Point Percy at the porcelain Popular as a mangy dog Porky pies Pull the wool over your eyes Pull ya head in Pull your finger out Pushing shit up hill Puts hair on your chest Put that in your pipe smoke it Put the bite on Put the hard word on Put things on hold R Rats arse Ridgy didge Right up your alley Run rings around 'im Runs on the smell of an oily rag S Say it don't spray it See ya later See ya later on See you round like a rissole Seen better legs on a table Stiff cheddar Stiff shit Shadow of a doubt Shadow of his former self Shake hands with the unemployed Sharp as a tack. Not the sharpest tool in the shed She goes like the clappers She's up the duff She's fugly She'll be apples She'll be right mate She's in the puddin' club Shes been entered more than tatts Lotto Shes up on blocks Shit a brick Shit for Brains Shit hits the fan Shit hot Shithouse Shove that up your arse Shut your north and south Sick as a dog Sillier than a two bob watch Sink the slipper in Sitting on the fence Six of one half a dozen of the other Skinny as a rake Slow as a wet week Slow coach Smart arse So far up yourself So thin she wouldn't cast a shadow Somethin' like that Spat the dummy Spread like wild fire Spewin' Spit'n chips Stick that up your wooly jumper Sticks out like dogs balls Stole my thunder Stone the crows Stones throw away Stop dragin' the chain Stop muckin' around Stop ya wingin Strike me lucky Suck it 'n see Syphon the Python T Take the bull by the horns Take the ferret for a run Takin' by storm Talk under wet cement Tell someone who cares That's a cracker That's about as funny as a kick in the head That's put a smile on your face That's shit The engine is conked out The horse has bolted The whole box and dice Thing 'ama jig Thick as a brick Think outside the square Think your so good that your shit doesn't stink Throw a spanner in the works Throw the baby out with the bathwater Tighter than a fishes arsehole Till hell freezes over, Toe jam Tom, Dick and Harry Too big for your britches Toss ya for it Tosser Tough titties Turn it up Two bob short of a quid Two side to every coin U Ugly as a hat full of arseholes Up and down like a yoyo Up and down, like a mad woman's breakfast Up at sparrows fart Up shit creek without a paddle Up shit creek in a barbed wire canoe Up the duff Useful as tits on a bull V W Wadda ya know Wadda ya reckon Wait till stumps Walkin' on eggshells Wanker Wanna have a go do you Watering hole Weak as cats piss Weak as piss Well strike me pink Went down the gurgler Wet as a shag on a rock Wet me whistle Whadda you know What are ya , a doctor What are you flappin your gums about now What can I do for you mate What do ya do for a crust mate What do you think this is bush week What the hell Whata crock of shit Whata load of codswollip Whata load of crap Whata ya think Whats his name Whats goin on Whats up Whats up you Where in the middle of bloody woop woop Where the crows fly backwards Where, this side of the black stump Who farted Who's cookin this chook Worm your way out of it Worse for wear Wouldn't be dead for quids Wouldn't have a bar of it Wouldn't have the foggiest Wouldn't know if his arse was on fire Wouldn't know night from day Wouldn't know shit from clay Wouldn't piss on him if he was on fire Wouldn't touch her with yours Wouldn't touch it with a 40ft pole Wouldn't touch it with a barge pole Wouldn't work in a iron lung X Y Ya bloods worth bottling Ya bloody galah Ya bloody wombat Ya drongo Yarn You know bugger all You are off the rails You bet your boots that's right You Betcha You bloody beauty You bloody little pisser You little bugger You little ripper You look like a stunned mullet You look somethin' the cat dragged in You Mongrel mangy dog You're a tossa You're a Wally You've got a face like a smacked arse You've got Buckley's mate You've got two chances, Buckleys and none You've opened up a can of worms You'd want to know the ins and outs of everything You are jokin' |